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The Prince and the Pirate
Jan 28, 2026 7:47 PM

This year marks the fortieth anniversary of the publication ofWilliam Goldman’s The Princess Bride, and over atThe University BookmanI have written up some thoughts on the modern classic, “As You Wish: True (Self-)Love andThe Princess Bride.”

Those familiar with the story know that the tale develops around the conflict between Prince Humperdinck and Westley (aka The Dread Pirate Roberts) over Buttercup, the most beautiful woman in Florin. I frame my piece with the confrontation between another prince and another pirate, an encounter which Augustine famously relates in hisCity of God. As Augustine writes, Alexander the Great rebukes a captured pirate for his crimes, only to hear the pirate’s retorttu quoque.

In “The Use of Alexander the Great in Augustine’s City of God,”Brian Harding describes Alexander’s “restless ambition for further conquests and power,” which leads him “to search constantly for new lands to conquer; in the same way the pirate captain is always on the look-out for merchant ships which he can harass.” Similarly Humperdinck’s petitive drive and lust for power are exemplified in his hunting prowess and his designs to conquer Guilder. He is a prince who would be emperor.

I go on to explore the themes of justice and love in relationship toThe Princess Bride by examining the memorable scene with Miracle Max. I think this scene captures in a singularly powerful way the insights of Adam Smith’s famous observation that “it is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.” To be successful in his quest, Inigo e to recognize that Max views revenge against Humperdinck as a “noble cause” worth his miracle-working. Thus Inigo promises “humiliations galore!” for Humperdinck.

But as I conclude, there are limits to revenge as a motivation as well, even when the origins of the pursuit for revenge are just. Mandy Patinkin, the actor who played Inigo Montoya, has said that his favorite line in the es at the end, when he wonders to Westley, “I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.” Revenge, in fact, turns out to be something you cannot truly live for.

Likewise, in an engaging profile in the New York Times Magazine, Patinkin passes along this insight from his family: “Comparison leads to violence.” Humperdinck’s envy is another theme worth considering, as his desire to possess Buttercup is only surpassed by his wrath when he finally realizes that he cannot have her. Thus, says Humperdinck before he pushes the Machine to 50, “You truly love each other, and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.”

My family just watched the movie again over the Christmas holiday(for now last year’s 25th anniversary Blu-ray edition isavailable for under $5), and I was struck that in the film. as the four friends escape from Humperdinck’s castle, the narrator makes clear that they were riding away “to freedom.” Humperdinck’s unjust tyranny had been broken, and Westley and Buttercup were finally free to live lovingly ever after.

That’s a story worth telling and retelling.

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